I’m Having a Bit of a Sleeping Problem

It’s not that I have narcolepsy, insomnia, sleep apnea, or anything like that… My problem is that I don’t like going to sleep… and then when I do sleep, I don’t like to wake up. LOL 😛 Because of this, I’ve probably been averaging...

Website Housekeeping

I’m just doing a little housekeeping on my site, so you may see a few tweaks here and there… I also use my personal sites to test all things web… and since there’s no better answer than hard data, I do a ton of testing and R&D… Most...

Fuck Traffic

I left work at 5:15p today. I didn’t get home until 6:45p. That’s 1 and a half fucking hours. I didn’t stop anywhere. I live 16 miles from work. That comes out to an average of less than 11 miles-per-hour. Fuck traffic....

Don’t Name Your Kid “Larry”

Have you ever known, met, or seen a cool-looking Larry? I really don’t know many Larrys… I knew of a Larry in high school and he was weird looking… I just saw a guy named Larry on Wheel of Fortune and no one would ever ask him if he is a model…...

International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Today, September 19, is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! [youtube]2cKCkbWDGwE[/youtube] Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day 10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real...