Have you ever known, met, or seen a cool-looking Larry?
I really don’t know many Larrys…
I knew of a Larry in high school and he was weird looking…
I just saw a guy named Larry on Wheel of Fortune and no one would ever ask him if he is a model…
Larry Bird is definitely not a looker…
Even Leisure Suit Larry… they couldn’t even draw a good looking cartoon Larry!
I’m not saying that Larrys aren’t cool people – Wheel of Fortune Larry seemed pretty cool. I just don’t think there are any cool-lookin’ Larrys out there.
Not convinced?
Try a Google Image Search for Larry and check out the results. Seriously.
If I really was an ass, I’d provide some commentary on some of those Larrys I see in the results, but I’ll just leave it up to you to see for yourself.
Please feel free refute my observation.
The More You Know,
—cK