cK’s Top 5 Moments of Dells Disco ‘06

5) After jetting down a waterslide at mach-speed, cK, Kartik, Samp, Ali, and Halko stand by wondering why Bill is taking so long – he finally comes crawling out the bottom…

4) To the tune of the “Smooth Criminal” remake by Alient Ant Farm during Power Hour, cK and Samp spontaneously break out into an unrefined robot dance.

3) The Hades Rollercoaster at Mount Olympus – there was a boob slip, Samp was crying like a baby, and Bill’s rectal orifice was violated by Pat’s digit.

2) The sunglasses crew takes over Marley’s – the Dells has never seen anything like it before.

1) Bacon & Syrup!