2009-07-22 Twitter Updates

July 22nd, 2009 // Twitter

• @chiropractic – Aww… Sorry to hear, bro… I'm sure you gave her 11 incredible years of joy, too! in reply to chiropractic #
• Anyone in the market for an old dishwasher? #
• Internet makes me smarts… duh… RT @MandaOtto: how the internet effects your brain: http://bit.ly/vrpd4 #
• @ShirleyTipsy – Yes, it works… in reply to ShirleyTipsy #
• They used my pic! RT @LAist: Riot Squad 1 – Beckham 0: Galaxy players celebrate Bryan Jordan's second half tying… http://bit.ly/lMXSZ #
• WTF???RT @johnandrews: Watch your domains WHOIS…unexplained domain stealing underway http://tinyurl.com/kmescp please RT #
• @onehappyguy – Ummm… what you tryin to pull, yo? I've seen that pic before… in reply to onehappyguy #
• @onehappyguy – Unless your wife's co-worker's friend's wife is Kurt Jones & 2wks=6yrs, he's full of shite! ;D http://bit.ly/XlBlm in reply to onehappyguy #
• I follow just a handful of celebrities… The legendary Kenny Powers @kfuckingp definitely makes the cut… NSFW… LMAO… ;D #
• @onehappyguy – You should keep 'em going for awhile… then hit 'em with it hard! That's how I roll.. ;D in reply to onehappyguy #
• @Pamela_Lund – Yeah… @TheHankMoody is weak, too… in reply to Pamela_Lund #
• Holy crap… the Twitter spam in a certain industry is making me nauseous… I'm done for today… #
• You have to test UNDER a certain competency level to be on Hells Kitchen… right? #
• Wow, that was easy… After 3 counteroffers by the seller, I'm getting the domain for my original low-ball offer… ;D #
• Chinese worker commits suicide over missing iPhone

  http://bit.ly/o1RXt #

• @ShirleyTipsy – Lemme know… I'm gonna put it up on CL soon… in reply to ShirleyTipsy #
• “If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you just suck.” ~Kenny Powers #
• Not surprised, Yuma… RT @danperry: Letter to best Buy CEO; pretty good one too: http://bit.ly/CPVOb #
• @sandiegoseo – I dunno… Prolly around Spring 2010? Can't wait! in reply to sandiegoseo #
• AWESOME!!! RT @YelpOC: The first trailer is out for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. Can't freakin' wait. http://budurl.com/9b5d #
• Really good stuff here… RT @JoannaLord: RT @tonyadam Business Ethics & Mistakes you should avoid! – http://bit.ly/3GubHP #